Around here, Columbus sometimes goes by "Captain Disaster." This is a new experience for me. I have not had a Climber Type before. They say smart birds (and some monkeys) can figure out how to use specialized tools to get food out of an oddly shaped container. Well, Captain Disaster uses tools to get tools, and seemingly all for the direct purpose of self-annihilation. Did you know that the mere procurement of a stool allows a very short person to:
...Reach the birdcage and hurl it onto the floor?
...Find knives in the sink.
...Reach much too much in the bathroom.
...and climb with ease onto the table. Or the piano.
(Here is a closeup:)
On the bright side, chairs and stools are wonderful because they let you say goodbye to Daddy from the window in the morning.
And now, if you'll excuse me, there is probably a small person I should be looking after.
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